She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
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