This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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