Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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