if you like me you must not know who I am
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Randomize
