I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
im on a boat
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