Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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