You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
Randomize
