yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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