Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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