we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
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