Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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