Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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