Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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