What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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