I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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