So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
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I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Enjoy the penises
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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