My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
operation harelip BJ is a go
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
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The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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