He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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