you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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