her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
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