none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
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