Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
How drunk are you?
Completed.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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