Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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