just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
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