:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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