Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
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How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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