I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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