People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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