The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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