I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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