Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
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So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
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I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
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