I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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