she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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