1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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