Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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