I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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