WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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