Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
