fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
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This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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