hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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What a dumb baby whore.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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