Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
