I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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