i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
I think I just received the most dignified proposition of my life. From the father of the bride. Who'd have thought.
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