I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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