just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Randomize
