Buhtt sex?
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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