I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
All the doctor said was why
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
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