Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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