Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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