Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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