I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
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My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
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I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I am naked and annoyed.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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