There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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