that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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