meet me in the bathroom in 10 mins.
wait what? who are you hooking up with in the bathroom?!
aww shit wrong text.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
NoShamevember. You game?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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