she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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