Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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