i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
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